Wednesday, February 11, 2009


What I want to know is why people are coming to this dead end of the internet. Why? What is the point? Please, hesitate to email my your answer.

And shut up about Sydney White! Hey! Did you know you were all conceived by accident? And that no one really loves you? Think about that.

Saturday, January 31, 2009


Okay, look. I know I got the name from Sydney White. I don't need you idiots telling me that every day. Get over it. If the only thing you can do is go to people's blogs and insult their names, then you don't need to be on the internet at all.

Saturday, December 13, 2008


Today, I went to a library. Then another one. I pursued my guilty pleasure of manga. And also, I found a book i've been wanting to read. I am America (and so can you!), by Steven Colbert. Anyway. I got a sandwich, came home, read a book, got an awesome new sweatshirt, and read some more. Yay!

Tuesday, December 9, 2008


When I was riding home today, the wind was like a wall of freezing jello stopping me from getting home, and then I turned my bike the wrong way, and my bike flew off into a ditch, leaving the bottom half of my body on the road with about 20 cars coming. I got out of the way just in time. The first guy didn't slow down. He was on a cell phone.

Figures. I hate motorists.

Your pal,

Monday, November 10, 2008

Today is the day I said this.

Well, let's see nowwww......I cut my hair from it's super-awesome length (about 2 feet) to like, 5 inches. Saddening! bike was stolen, my best friend is becoming increasingly bipolar, suicidal, and attracted to me, yadda, yadda, yadda. My desktop has no internet acess, I broke my toe, had a major headache, aaaand ate some cow.


Sunday, October 7, 2007


This icon is weird.

Me, myself, and I.

Hi. To those of you who aren't reading this, my name is Dakota. You probably aren't wondering who I am, but oh well.

Im 14, my best friends are Jonathon and James (aka Michael). And yes, that's how his name is spelt.

I live in Texas. Its so hot here. I have alot of profiles on different sites.
Especially DeviantART. It's Lemonwedge228
I have brown hair? It's short.
Um...I have blue eyes.
My sister is retarded...
Baisically it.
Oh, and I love Winto-O-Green Lifesavers.